Late to my own Funeral?!

I hope so, though one day, reports of my demise WILL NOT be over-rated. Perhaps my telomeres are longer as result of my being well past forty.  Time and effort invested for my seven munificent steps have been worth it, whenever my own funeral plays out. Later, rather than sooner preferred 🙂

Speaking lately:

I am two days late for National Haiku Day #NationalHaikuDay. Isn’t it strange that this auspicious poetic day is also Tax Day 2018 in our land? Cruel fate perhaps?

In honor of the IRS computers’ just-in-time “meltdown” on the 17th, I belatedly offer my verse:

Death and Taxes true

IRS melted down on

Day of Settlement.

 

Yours toward later deaths and low taxes,

df

Humor and Longevity linkage?

“The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.” – e. e. cummings

American flags will be flown at half-mast this Saturday in honor of an amazing lady.  Barbara Bush’s demise at 92 years young is sad for admirers. Yet humor helped her put life in her years on this crazy planet. Heck – most of us can look at 92 years – or 34,000 days or those 807,000 hours or those 48 million seconds as chances to live well.  And living well means on average 235,000 hours of “good sleep.” And living well relates to that tried and true adage about “laughter is good medicine.”  This former first lady offered that one key ingredient her 73-year marriage to George H.W. Bush was humor.     I know that my better half would have departed long ago if she couldn’t laugh off my bone-headed moves and well-intentioned hiccups of life.  Ah – 42 years of matrimony as evidence of our work in progress!?

Please check wellness aspects of chuckling at help guide  (https://www.helpguide.org/articles/mental-health/laughter-is-the-best-medicine.htm).

Mrs. Bush was living proof of these documented wellness aspects of happy faces 🙂

Now her long legacy can be proof positive too.

  • Drop blood pressure?  you bet.
  • Decrease stress/cortisol levels?  Undoubtedly.
  • Burn a few calories?  Sure… 10 to 15 minutes of smiling and laughing can burn ~ 40 calories a day – or 4 pounds a year – IF you laugh well and often.
  • Decrease physical / mental pain or discomfort?  Ya la creo! Check this article for laughter as therapy for cancer survivors.  Dr. Patch Adams didn’t clown around solely to be a comedian – did he?
  • Reduce prospects for heart disease?  True!
  • AND . . . live longer (especially for women)?  Most likely.

You’ve probably seen evidence of Barbara Bush’s humor shared in TV spots, commencement addresses, or perhaps in person – as I was fortunate to experience her joie d vivre.  She spoke at a motivational gathering in San Diego years ago, with your scribe attending/taking notes.

– She asked us if  “we” were concerned that “her boys” governed one-tenth of all Americans.  I wasn’t a bit concerned as George and Jeb seemed to be doing pretty good jobs in Texas and Florida.  She added several other quips and life is funny thoughts that day.

I’m a Vermonter, and fairly stoic by nature. Can I and should I laugh more?  Note to self – YES!

  • I can and should create opportunities to laugh.
  • I can and should develop my humor.

If I can – you can too. “But if you had a humorless childhood, never fear—studies show people can learn to embrace the absurdity of life at any age.” It’s perfectly okay, and encouraged, to laugh at others’ jokes, even if not too funny.  Yup.

I prescribe medicinal chuckles -> and ask readers to be funny and probably die later…

Embrace absurdity, and be well.

 

df

 

Patriots Day 42K, then Tax Day

As a former clydesdale marathoner, I commend all Boston Marathoners for their “gut” performances yesterday in yucky wet race conditions.  That was a wet Patriots Day fer sure – and the Red Sox called the Fenway game off.

We San Diegans are proud of Hilltop HS grad, Desiree Linden, who glided through that monsoon weather to be our first American winners in 33 years!  And where did 7 of the top 10 women’s finishers hail from?  All USA baby.

A marathon is a gnarly 42K way of burning about a pound of body fat for fuel.  These crucible runs are also gnarly creators of the break down to build up C6-C10 processes in our amazing bods.  Just remember to take plenty of anti-oxidants to counter bounteous oxidative free radicals generated by those hearty strides.

Tax Day – smack day . . . I was fortunate to complete our simple Federal and State returns some time ago.  So I invested part of today’s Tax Day hiking a local trail called Iron Mountain in Poway. Sunny and cool conditions for me – take that Bostonians.  I logged plenty of ascent and descent training for my assault on Mount Whitney in about 5 weeks. Crowley and Dodge remind us Boomers that we should choose “kedge” events on which to focus and achieve.  I’ve never truly enjoyed hiking, as it turns so long to get anyplace.  I’m trying to adjust to shanks mare aerobic exercise after many moons of rowing.  Call that my cross training, I suppose.  Onward and Upward.  Well done, Desiree!

 

Be well,

df

 

National Doctor Day and us

I am honored to have a Doctor (MD) in the family- though not in the House.

Our daughter is a pediatrician and active Mom. So I don’t get to reference her as a sports medicine, gerontology or internal medicine expert for many, many wellness issues which arise in lives of us baby boomers. I’m okay with her specialty, by the way…

Yet our national day of recognition for MDs prompted this weblog and will serve its scribe well in scads  of supporting passages in an upcoming book titled  BOOM: Your Well Past Forty Alamanck.

Sure- many guys in my Boomer generation would rather get a root canal than visit their MDs for routine physical checkups.

This is just too bad. Doctors are NOT to be avoided. My same assertion is valid for a boomer-aged guy whom has a physical reason to seek MD help yet doesn’t. That too is a shame.

FACT: There isn’t a digital recital exam as part of every Doc visit one makes. Not that any gent  is keen on grabbing his ankles and experiencing what women experience with MD fingers in lubed latex gloves.

I advocate full lab tests (blood and urine) yearly.

Sure-  there may be false positives- such as for potassium levels in my case. Sure, lab results can seem arcane or downright confusing.

And, in some cases like for magnesium, one’s serum level of magnesium may NOT be indicative of MG levels in our cells.

I’m sure that there are other “YES But” reasons for not getting on a doctor’s calendar for regular physical  or specific reasons.

If I may borrow from Nike Corporation, guys – just do it.

If you aren’t in good physical or wellness “shape” – a professional opinion as part of Physical Aptitude Readiness is suggested for all boomers, and I consider to be semi-mandatory if boomers are over the age of 65 in our country.

Family Histories, personal indicators like BP and cholesterol ratios, plus conditions or diseases affect what we certified personal trainers should plan and do for clients.

Enough said?

Be well and get routine health checkups- please!